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It has returned! After a long hiatus, Keeping-It-Real.com is back to provide you with the most accurate, groundbreaking journalism on the web. If this site becomes even half as great as the original, I will consider it a success. Anyway, enough reminiscing. On to the stories!

- Ian McColl
The Director of Keeping It Real (.com)



Bush Administration Discovers That It Is Gays And Abortion Clinics Holding WMDs; Acts Swiftly
Posted: 08/16/2008

Local Man Scores Personal Best in Teen Jeopardy
Posted: 08/12/2008
By Guest Writer: Martin Vanderelst

Justin Timberlake Has Something To Declare
Posted: 08/12/2008

Paris Hilton Convinces Larry King That She Has Changed Her Drunken Promiscuous Ways, But Ultimately Nails Him
Archived Article**
Posted: 07/31/2008

David Hasselhoff Searches For Answers, Finds Delicious But Messy Hamburger
Archived Article**
Posted: 07/26/2008

Local Miscreant With Black Puma Shoes Defiles Area Bathroom; Still At Large
Posted: 07/26/2008

GM Lays Off All Workers; Vehicle Production Continues
Posted: 07/17/2008
By Guest Writer: Martin Vanderelst

Dog the Ex-Bounty Hunter Having Trouble Pitching His New Show: “Dog The Negro Hunter”
Archived Article**
Posted: 07/16/2008

Bush Unveils Controversial Military Plan: “Operation Deploy 20,000 Soldiers To Have Their Legs Blown Off By Land Mines”
Archived Article**
Posted: 07/05/2008

Debate:
Point: "It's not delivery, it's Delissio!"
Counter-Point: "Fuck Off Delissio, I still say it's delivery."

Posted: 07/05/2008

Chris Benoit Has One Hell of a Weekend
Archived Article**
Posted: 07/05/2008

Despicable Comments in Tiffany Heisler’s Grade 10 Yearbook Still Unknown
Posted: 06/26/2008

Matthew Schnurr Wins Griffin Poetry Prize for Groundbreaking Piece Entitled “Things I Don’t Want”
Posted: 06/26/2008

Experts Stunned at Low Quarterly Profits for Arnold’s Pizza Shop
Posted: 06/26/2008



**The archived articles were either started, or completely written before the domain was registered and the website was built. They are outdated, but hopefully still add value to the site.

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